Walker and Cantrell: SCHEDULE

January and February Shows

2008-01-28T07:40:00.000-08:00

LLAMA TOE WITH BOBBY TISDALE AND REGGIE WATTS
Thursday, January 31st, 8:30pm @ Cake Shop (Ludlow between Stanton and Rivington)
It's our first time here. We are excited.

SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE
Saturday, February 9th, 8pm @ Rififi (11th between 1st and 2nd)
SKP's last show at Rififi!

September and October Shows

2007-09-10T09:30:00.000-07:00

LOLABRIGADA
Thursday, September 13th, 9:30pm @ the PIT (154 W. 29th st between 6th and 7th)
We help out Lolabrigada with a sketch because we're just that f-ing nice.

IT IS IT
Monday, October 22nd 8pm @ Piano's (158 Ludlow St @ Stanton)
Adam Lowitt from The Daily Show has a comedy show. We're in it. You're welcome.

LOLABRIGADA
Friday, October 26th, 8pm @ Pianos (Stanton and Ludlow)
Lolabrigada has THREE F-ING HOURS at Piano's from 7-10. We go on at 8. Upstairs.

SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE
Saturday, October 27th, 8pm @ Rififi (11th between 1st and 2nd)
A scary sketch show. Like, scary ha ha.

August Shows

2007-08-11T07:36:00.000-07:00

SCHOOL NIGHT
Wednesday, August 15th at 11 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th at 8th Ave)
School Night is a weekly showcase for new and experimental material from New York's top improv, sketch, and stand-up performers. Hosted by Justin Purnell.
www.ucbschoolnight.com.

THE SHARK SHOW
Saturday, August 25th at 8 at Mo Pitkins (39 Ave A at 3rd St)
Comedy that Bites
www.thesharkshow.com

May Shows

2007-04-18T06:16:00.000-07:00

SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE

May 5th, 8pm at Rififi (332 East 11th between 1st and 2nd)

We're doing some sketches at SKP's show. These four dudes and a foxy lady (who is in better shape than you will ever be) host an amazing sketch show every Saturday at Rififi. They are some of our favorite people. And they love gin and whiskey. Plus, it's Cinco de Mayo! Aloha!

THE REJECTION SHOW

May 9th, 8pm at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)

The Rejection Show is a comedic based event that embraces the rejected and "turned down" material of professional and amateur writers, comedians, cartoonists, artists, and human beings whom display their creative "failures" live on stage.
Hosted by Jon Friedman

Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1202

HOLY SH*T KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

May 17th, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)

We bring you a sketch show of hope and despair, blinding success and desperate failure, friendship and obsession, life and death, broomsticks and Keira Knightley.

http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1362

April Shows

2007-03-23T16:44:00.000-07:00

HOLY SH*T KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

April 2nd and 25th, 8:00pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1362

We bring you a sketch show of hope and despair, blinding success and desperate failure, friendship and obsession, life and death, broomsticks and Keira Knightley.

COMEDY VIDEO NIGHT AT GALAPAGOS HOSTED BY A WEEK OF KINDNESS!

Wednesday, April 4th at 7:30, Galapagos Art Space (70 N. 6th Street, by the Bedford Avenue L stop)
www.aweekofkindness.com
Featuring videos by
Us, obviously
Elephant Larry
Will Hines
Matt Little
The Burg

THE GROUCH CLUB

April 16th, 8:30pm, Mo Pitkins (34 Ave A, between 2nd and 3rd)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.mopitkins.com/calendar/ShowPages/GrouchClub1.html

Patrick Borelli's show full of grouchy comics. Here is a link to our favorite Patrick Borelli video, which makes us wonder how he could ever be grouchy, what with having the cutest dog in the world (her name is Eloise. We know, right??)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8aM9HrwKl8

March Shows

2007-02-27T11:44:00.000-08:00

HOLY SH*T KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

March 7th and 21st, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1362

We bring you a sketch show of hope and despair, blinding success and desperate failure, friendship and obsession, life and death, broomsticks and Keira Knightley.

STRAIGHT TO DVD

March 15th, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1245

These days just about anyone can pick up a camcorder and make a funny short film, which is a good thing, otherwise this show would not exist. That's right, Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell will find the best of these video shorts by some of New York's funniest and most attractive up-and-coming comics who will be right there to present them to you! It's like going to the movies but you don't even have to worry about smuggling beer into the theater! It's right there for you! There will also be popcorn! (There will be no popcorn unless laughter and joy is considered popcorn. In that case, there will be popcorn).

UCBT'S I'M COOL SHOWCASE

March 19th, 8pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
It's FREE! But reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=481

The UCB Theatre presents a buffet sampling of the UCB Theatre's best and brightest performing their best stuff just because they're cool. Come check it out and be cool too. Cool? Cool

February Shows

2007-01-30T08:31:00.000-08:00

STRAIGHT TO DVD

February 1st, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1245

These days just about anyone can pick up a camcorder and make a funny short film, which is a good thing, otherwise this show would not exist. That's right, Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell will find the best of these video shorts by some of New York's funniest and most attractive up-and-coming comics who will be right there to present them to you! It's like going to the movies but you don't even have to worry about smuggling beer into the theater! It's right there for you! There will also be popcorn! (There will be no popcorn unless laughter and joy is considered popcorn. In that case, there will be popcorn).

GET PSYCHED!

February 8th, 8pm, Rififi (332 E. 11th St. between 1st and 2nd)

We're performing at Rob Lathan's variety show!
http://www.roblathan.com/

THE COCKTAIL HOUR

February 19th, 8pm, The PIT (154 W. 29th St between 6th and 7th)

It's Darce and Dev's Post-Valentine's Day Show! We're going to find love.
www.frownedupon.com

HOLY SHIT KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!

February 22nd, 7pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=652

This is our new sketch show, which features the one and only Keira Knightley! Holy Shit!

January Shows

2007-01-02T06:21:00.000-08:00

STRAIGHT TO DVD

January 4th, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1245

These days just about anyone can pick up a camcorder and make a funny short film, which is a good thing, otherwise this show would not exist. That's right, Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell will find the best of these video shorts by some of New York's funniest and most attractive up-and-coming comics who will be right there to present them to you! It's like going to the movies but you don't even have to worry about smuggling beer into the theater! It's right there for you! There will also be popcorn! (There will be no popcorn unless laughter and joy is considered popcorn. In that case, there will be popcorn).

NEW AS YET UNTITLED SKETCH SHOW!

January 22nd, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=178

December Shows

2006-11-27T10:17:00.000-08:00

STRAIGHT TO DVD

December 7th, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1245

These days just about anyone can pick up a camcorder and make a funny short film, which is a good thing, otherwise this show would not exist. That's right, Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell will find the best of these video shorts by some of New York's funniest and most attractive up-and-coming comics who will be right there to present them to you! It's like going to the movies but you don't even have to worry about smuggling beer into the theater! It's right there for you! There will also be popcorn! (There will be no popcorn unless laughter and joy is considered popcorn. In that case, there will be popcorn).

NEW AS YET UNTITLED SKETCH SHOW!

December 11th, 9:30pm, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St.)
Reserve tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=178

November Shows

2006-10-27T18:16:00.001-07:00

STRAIGHT TO DVD
November 2nd, 9:30 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

These days just about anyone can pick up a camcorder and make a funny short film, which is a good thing, otherwise this show would not exist. That's right, Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell will find the best of these video shorts by some of New York's funniest and most attractive up-and-coming comics who will be right there to present them to you! It's like going to the movies but you don't even have to worry about smuggling beer into the theater! It's right there for you! There will also be popcorn! (There will be no popcorn unless laughter and joy is considered popcorn. In that case, there will be popcorn).

Reserve your tickets here: http://www.ucbtheatre.com/schedule/showdetails.php?showid=1245

October Shows

2006-09-25T11:46:00.000-07:00

A Night of Night
October 4th, 9:30 pm
Where: The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (307 W. 26th St. at 8th Ave)
"Reading about the Lakota Indians, Manoj came across the name Night and liked it immediately. Adopting it took years. 'Manoj had to go through the rituals of death,' Night told me. 'I had to earn the name Night.'
-from "The Man Who Heard Voices: Or, How M. Night Shyamalan Risked His Career on a Fairy Tale, " by Michael Bamberger
Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell attempt to dissect the mind of the greatest creative genius of our century, perhaps even the millenium, nay, of all time. M. Night Shyamalan. Through a series of dramatic readings from his biography by special guests, interviews with those who have worked with him, and clips from some of his greatest films, including "The Village" and "Signs," we will try to comprehend how this movie-making god deigns to walk amongst us.

Walker and Cantrell Can't Pick a Lock
Thursday, October 12th, 9:30 pm
Thursday, October 19th, 9:30 pm
Thursday, October 26th, 9:30 pm
Where: The PIT (154 W. 29th St. between 6th and 7th, 2nd floor)
"Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell have been performing sketch comedy for 2 years at some of New York's best venues. Although they cannot pick a lock, they have found a cure for sadness. Come to their show as they perform sketches and show videos. This show will not cure your sadness."

Slightly Known People
Saturday, October 14th, 8pm
Where: Rififi (11th between 1st and 2nd)

Here's the Thing
Sunday, October 22nd, 8pm
Where: Rififi (11th between 1st and 2nd)

AUGUST/SEPTEMBER SHOWS & APPEARANCES

2006-07-11T10:15:00.000-07:00

Walker and Cantrell Can't Pick a Lock
Fri. Aug. 25th @ 7pm
Fri. Sept. 1st @ 7pm
Where: THE PIT
154 W. 29th Street, 2nd Fl.
[between 6th & 7th Aves.]
"Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell have been performing sketch comedy for 2 years at some of New York's best venues. Although they cannot pick a lock, they have found a cure for sadness. Come to their show as they perform sketches and show videos. This show will not cure your sadness."

The Primetime Kalan
hosted by the original bowery boy Elliot Kalan!
Sat. Aug. 26th @ 8:30 PM
Where: Jimmy's No. 43 Located downstairs at 43 East 7th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenue.
The cost is $5 - No drink minimum!

Walker and Cantrell: FLAMING CREATURES
Tues. Aug. 29th @ 9pm
Where: Mo Pitkins
34 Avenue A

"Sarah Walker and Jessie Cantrell present you a show featuring vidoes by some of New York's best comics and video artists. There will be no popcorn, unless you call "booze" "popcorn," and in that case, there will be popcorn."